TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
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vintage-drunk: You have a beautiful blog! Xx

Thank you tons!! 💕💕

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imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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